Crypto Investor Greg Gets SBF to Buy Him a Brand New Tesla

Crypto’s favorite comic relief Greg manages to pry a Tesla out of SBF, the CEO of FTX. The crypto investor has gleefully announced that he will be the proud owner of a Tesla in one week.

It all began when the wildly popular crypto analyst responded to SBF’s tweet about typing speed and its correlation with productivity. “Sam if I can type more than 100 words per minute, will you buy me a Tesla,” asked the cheeky crypto influencer.

SBF responded with a quick and assuring “YES.” Greg then recorded himself typing a whopping 104 words in a minute and posted it on Twitter tagging SBF. The video presentation of this interaction is probably the funniest thing in the crypto space today.

Following this conversation, Greg posted another Tweet earlier today. “Update: I will be a proud Tesla owner in less than a week.”

His followers have taken this opportunity to have some harmless fun in the comment section by posting memes and gifs. Some ask him if they can have a ride in his Tesla, to which Greg answers: Yes if your feet are clean. “Don’t forget your fire extinguisher,” says another user taking a dig at Tesla’s infamous spontaneous combustion issue. Others have asked Greg if he would send them a Tesla if they can type faster than him.

However, it is unclear if Greg is merely joking about SBF buying him a Tesla. Considering Greg is a well-known “shit poster,” which is generally a term used for people who post content that provokes or irritates, this could all just be an elaborate ruse. But since the industry is in a gloomy state of affairs, a fun gag is a refreshing change from the usual downer.